Slow Burn dad hat
Black
$35.00
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Minolta Camera Co.’s slow burn into self-destruction was akin to a proper sunburn and pretending it’s fine because “everyone does it.” They kept rocking up, no sunscreen, no hat, but a quiet confidence that sheer engineering brilliance would protect them but every time, the market absolutely fried them. Minolta would drop something genuinely ahead of its time, then back it with a business decision so cooked you could smell it from the car park. A bit pink after day one? She’ll be right. Peeling by midweek? Still fine. By the time they realised they were blistered beyond the help of a garden full of aloe, Canon had slipped into the shade, Nikon was reapplying SPF 50+, and Minolta was insisting the burn added “character.” In the end, Minolta didn’t so much fail, rather, participated in what we Aussie's consider a summertime rite of passage: getting absolutely torched, learning nothing, and somehow still being a legend for it. Slip, slop, slap...
• OTTO CAP 6 Panel Low Profile Dad Hat
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China and Myanmar
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Slow Burn dad hat
$35.00
• OTTO CAP 6 Panel Low Profile Dad Hat
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China and Myanmar
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!